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2015 Holiday Poem

As is the norm, I drafted and recited a poem at this year’s office holiday luncheon.  Here is this year’s:

If I could have your attention please
Some words I’d like to say
I’m so glad we’re all together
What an amazing day!

So much we’ve accomplished
Together over this past year
Helped so many others
There is a lot for us to cheer

As of last count
257 trials we’ve attended
A challenge it’s been,
The results have been splendid

And let’s not forget
We also won some appeals
All on behalf of homeowners
For us, they are head over heels

Some major changes
We’ve worked through together
One of which
Keeps us out of the bad weather

We are also now able to walk
To one of the busiest courthouses
Where we face bank lawyers
Many of whom are such louses!

Another change
Welcomes a new attorney to our ranks
How great he is
At f–king with the banks!

So many changes are behind us
We have let the dust settle
After this break is over
We can put the pedal to the metal!

We are lining up our hearings
Getting Randy acclimated to our ways
Hopefully for our clients
We’ll continue to amaze

Two steps back
And now a running jump ahead
Our excellent reputation
Should soon be even more widespread

Warriors of justice like us
There are so few
We all care so much for our cause
What a special crew

I always brag
How together we are like no others
But the truth is, in this fight
We have many brothers

What we are
Is the people’s bail-out
We’ll have a place in history
About this, there is no doubt

Most important to me
To our mission we stay true
Helping those in their pursuit of happiness
That’s what we do!

For your ability
Our office is a showcase
Stay focused on the details
And we’ll continue to make the world a better place

At this time, I ask
Please raise your glasses
To us and the miracles we are a part of
Not to the banks, who are such asses!

Happy Holidays!

Evan and all of us at The Law Offices of Evan M. Rosen, P.A.

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